Neko

Greetings, fellow websurfer!! Open the door to access the web black hole!!

WARNING: THIS WEBHOME HAS LOTS OF BRIGHT IMAGERY AND BLINKING LIGHTS (AND IS NOT YET MOBILE FRIENDLY.)

Has life in a global pandemic gotten to you? Are you sick of capitalist schemes plaguing the media? Do you yearn for a simpler time, preferably with acid-washed denim and beanie babies? HAVE I GOT THE PLACE FOR YOU!!! For just $0, you can open this door and see all of the 90s-2000s Geocities crap you've been missing out on!! Will you open the door?